Written By:

Rachele Riley

Current Rock of Residence:

Guam

Island Girl Since:

2012

Originally Hails From:

Washington State and Pensacola, FL

As a young Washington native, Rachele was constantly plagued by family with the question, “Why aren’t you mystified by the beauty of the mountains and bamboozled by scenery?” Much to her parents’ dismay, she saw herself owning a bar on a beach on some little island in the middle of nowhere instead of a college degree.

Fast forward 15 years and one island in the Pacific later… you’ll find her married in Guam, sipping fruity cocktails on the beach or at the pool, helping slay sobriety at the bar where she’s known as the H.B.I.C (Head Bitch in Charge), or you’ll hear her yelling at her three dogs (one of which was adopted after a hefty champagne breakfast). It’s not unusual to hear her yelling things like, “Don’t lick your brother’s wiener!”, “Should you be humping his face?”, “We don’t lick our private parts when we have company.”, “Stop licking the carpet.”, “Stop licking the couch.”, “I mean it this time. Don’t make me put my wine down.” You’ll also hear her squeal if she hears a barking gecko, involuntarily cry if she sees a snake, and run really fast if she sees something move out of the corner of her eye.

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