Written by: CLAUDIA RESHETILOFF
I’m one of those people who always takes notice of the typos on menus and secretly longs to offer my proofreading services to business owners everywhere. Up until now, I haven’t gone so far as to actually take that step, but it’s tempting. (I mean really – there is only one way to spell hors d’oeuvres and if you don’t know it, do us all a favor and just go with appetizers, will you?)
Here in the Caribbean, I could make a career out of proofreading. (That is, if anyone seemed to care half as much as I do about how ridiculous printed spelling and grammatical errors make their businesses look.) The things you spot posted on a rock are enough to make any grammar geek’s head explode. Reading signage in the islands has provided endless opportunities for me to be amused, dismayed, and yes, sometimes just plain speechless.
For the most part, the sign errors speak for themselves. Some signage is clearly written as it’s spoken. Some of it is made in haste, giving more weight to its posted presence than to its actual message. And, definitely not unique to the islands – surprise! – apostrophe usage appears to be a real head scratcher for the majority.
I realize not everyone has the educational background or even basic interest in avoiding the errors I can’t help but spot. But what I really wonder about are the places that make the signs. Most of these are not of your spray-paint-plywood-backyard-sign variety, but rather ones that a professional must produce. You’d think simple spellchecking and proofreading would be a prerequisite service for any sign-printing company to provide. Do island sign printers not feel they have a professional obligation to point out errors to their customers? Or, perhaps it’s the customers who “don’t worry about a t’ing”?
As with everything on a rock, sometimes you just have to laugh to maintain your sanity. Here are some of my favorite island signs I’ve spotted over the years…
Some signs leave you with more questions than they answer:
Some signage just seems to be there to state the obvious:
Some signage is not only incorrect, but also terrifying:
Some signage is informative and hilarious at the same time:
Some signage begs the question, who thought this made sense?
Before every race, the race date is changed and a winning horse is posted. I ASSUME it’s the horse that won the most recent race because the alternative is just ridiculous…
And then there are some signs that leave you confused for long after you see them:
I am still flummoxed by this one. It’s one of those signs that you probably wouldn’t concentrate on because a quick glance gives you the general idea. But one day I found myself with some time on my hands and so I studied the sign. I understand what they mean by almost all of the icon images, but can’t quite figure out the one on the top row, furthest to the right…
What on earth is that meant to convey? There’s a drinking and driving activity? Cars come with wine? It’s a short drive to the bar? Don’t spill your drink when driving?
I suppose I could go to their website and try and figure it out, but where’s the fun in that?
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